"Yeah, the institution of marriage is pretty much f**ked. We're willing to try just about anything. Did you know that they made gay marriage legal in Mexico? The divorce rate is already at least 93%. If gays start to marry, the divorce rate could actually exceed 100% What will people think?" Said Father Michael Dreuger, on conditions of anonymity. "The eskimos practice wife-swapping, and their divorce rate is much lower than ours. Sigh. I don't know. In the middle ages, priests where allowed to have concubines. Who would get to go to heaven for free because the priest could just negate all their sins at one blow. Those must have been the good days, and everyone stayed married because they were afraid of us. How is somebody supposed to stay celibate for life? That's crazy talk.
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