18.1: You pull out your boom box and start to dance! The man in the loincloth watches you for a moment, and then shakes his head.

"That's not how." He says. "This is how!" And he flings his hair back with an arrogant toss of the head that can mean only one thing... Ultimate Dance Battle!!!! After a while, a little bird comes to watch.

> If you've ever put a lampshade on your head, go to 23.2

> If you haven't, go to 27.1