1.1: "Frances, my boy." Says the man. "It's been so long since last I saw you. Have you been doing?"

"Begging your pardon, sir," You say, "But I'm afraid I don't have the faintest idea who you are."

"What? How can you not recognize your uncle Raymond?" He says, in an affronted tone.

"Oh, oh!" You say. "Your invincible sense of fashion should have clued me in, but I'm afraid your new head proved a distraction."

"Oh, that." Said Raymond, pensively rubbing his snout.

"Well, it's a long story....

> If you encourage him to tell this story, go to 2.2

> If you do not encourage him to tell his story, go to 7.2