Worlds first legal cannibal restaurant opened in Albania

In our never ending quest to provide we with cutting edge news in all areas of life, we sent our food correspondent to a little restaurant in Albania, where the meals literally cost an arm and a leg. Menschenshnitzel is the only restaurant in the world where the food actually wants to be eaten. Unlike other German experiments in consensual cannibalism, nobody is killed. Instead, people sacrifice their limbs. This is legal in Albania; there are laws against murder and corpse desecration, but none that specifically forbid cannibalism. People can trade a limb for a meal, just sacrifice a limb, or spend a lot of money to eat human flesh without sacrificing any of their own. Since we at Sigilmedia value our reporters more than the huge piles of money we have lying everywhere, we went for the latter option. "I was a little nervous about this assignment, because I don't like German food", Said our reporter, "but I was delighted to discover that the menu was international, and ordered the human shwarama, which was delicious. I also feel uncomfortable about people watching me eat, [one of the 'perks' of sacrificing a limb is that you get to watch it being eaten] especially since this peg-legged fellow seemed so eager about it, but my dinner companion turned out to be quite enjoyable as well, and we had a very lovely evening together."