Our code of journalistic integrity

1. We never research our articles before publishing them.

2. If we accidently learn something later that contradicts what we published, we'll stick to guns, because that's what guns are for.

3. We are dedicated to providing the truth, and if we can't find any, then by golly we'll invent some.

4. We don't promise perfect spelling. So what, our last president couldn't even talk correctly. Is someone less of a human being becuase they can't spell? Like Google says, don't be a dick.