Holland Unveils The Worlds First Cannabination Chamber

"Holland is one of the few cities in the world where marijuana is legal" said Dutch prime minister Toby Voorhis at the opening ceremonies, "and also has one of the lowest violent crime rates in the world. Oviously these two facts cannot be unconnected. Marijuana lowers stress, reducing the desire to kill and injure, whereas the illegalization of this drug creates more violence. However, sometimes when a person is feeling highly aggravated and violent, they do not have access to any cannabis products. Therefore: the Cannabination Chamber! You simply step inside, enter your stress level and press the button. The floor measures your body weight, calculates it against your level of stress and releases the appropriate ammount of soothing thc vapour to calm your nerves and make your worries of thing of the past. It's great!" said mr. Voorhis, a blissful smile on his face, "we eventually hope to install one in every public building in America."