President slams California AG policy

The President issued a statement yesterday that was highly critical of California yesterday, causing a series of reactions ranging from anger, to shame, to disgust. "California's antigrav policy is a shame and a travesty." Said the President. "Certainly, it has it's legitimate uses, but the people in charge over there are acting like demented children and reversing the gravitational field left and right. Some places it's up, some places it's down; I can't even walk down a street there anymore without worrying about floating away." And while some California citizens have been ashamed, and a few have gone so far as to send the President letters containing vaguely worded apologies, California prime minister Hitzalf Yrgechief expressed the feelings of the majority with this succinctly worded statement: "The President needs to mind his own god-damn business."