Questions raised about new "Biological computer"
We recently interviewed Doctor Batdang Tran in hopes of answering certain questions recently posed by the biological he has been developing. The 37 year old resident of Malaysia was pleased to answer our questions, stating that "The term 'biological computer' is misleading, it's actually a quantum computer that is made using linked carbon molecules as well as hydogen, oxygen and nitrogen atoms which have been covalently bonded. Maybe you should call it a "carbon computer". Doctor Tran added that such decisions are actually made by the marketing department of Cyberdine enterprises, and further more, "you can call me Batdang" The organic computer is definitely not a form of life discovered on Mars that fuses with our DNA by being implanted directly into our skulls, said Batdang while adjusting his voluminous turban. "There is deffinitely no life on Mars, and even if there was, it would have to be on the level of Archeobacteria, which couldn't possibly fuse with our DNA, that's preposterous." When asked what the advantages of the organic computer, Doctor Tran got "a little huffy" and told us "it's a carbon computer! Sorry, I guess I need to stop losing my temper. No, the advantages of the quantum computer should be obvious. I mean, your brain is a quantum computer made of carbon compounds, and even with it's inneficient design, it still manages to be 50,000 times more powerful, per square inch, than a supercomputer. The novel interface will also be to it's advantage, once people come to accept it." He added, adjusting his turban.
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